Authorities have put out an urgent warning to people living in the Pilbara that in 9 months there is going to be torrential water breakages clogging up the region’s birthing hospitals.
It certainly is a valid warning given couples from Dampier to Karratha would’ve spent last night hunkered down in their sordid dens of booze and lust. We spoke to a couple who said they both had trouble walking this morning. Thommo told The Times,
“Mate, I’m drier than a Hedland winter. I lost count after round 4 but it’s safe to say she’s got more protein up her than a laying hen ha ha. Would’ve kept it up but well, I couldn’t ha ha, bloody chooks!”
Similarly, Tash told The Times,
“There’s just something so sensual about a cyclone. I couldn’t keep my hands off my big hunk of spunk. You know he actually showered for our cyclone date he he”
It’s estimated that the Pilbara served up more cream pies than a clown convention last night and the increase in population could run into the tens of thousands.
Which experts are divided about. One expert says it’s good for the region given the urbanisation trend as bushies flee to the big smoke.
While another expert said that the population will largely be increased by the sort of genetics who consider getting totally red canned during a potential disaster is a good idea.
Although we found this sentiment a bit judgemental, given even the aristocrats of the Pilbara embrace a cyclone party. Who knows, the doctor overlooking your birth probably answered the call of the ‘bra.
Either way, love will be in the air soon enough!
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