You’d think the attention of 3 Local Government Areas would be enough for the SOR suburb of Leeming.
As it stands, Leeming is in a polygamous relationship with the City of Cockburn, Melville and Canning. Despite all that LGA love it still isn’t satisfied.
A spokesperson for Leeming told The Times,
“Life is for living and variety is the spice of life **wink**. Leeming wants a 4th LGA choo choo to help run this train hehe, if you know what we mean”
To help find a lucky 4th LGA, Leeming has decided to conduct a round of speed dating type interviews. We spoke to the City of Gosnells who was “confident” they could fit into this multi-LGA freakfest. Adding,
“The City of Gosnells could be their little slice of rough. We all know they are getting a bit too gentrified for their own good. Walk around their noses up in the million dollar Perth property club but live off South St! What a gee up! I think a meaningful relationship with us will held ground them”
Likewise, the City of Armadale has expressed interest saying that multiple partners and messy love squares are par for the course in Dramadale.
However, as Gosnells touched on, it is indeed relevant to note the growing sense of upper classism in Leeming. An insider told The Times that Leeming was really trying to woo sugar daddies Vincent, Nedlands and Subiaco.
We contacted Nedlands & Subiaco who declined to be brought into such unsavoury scandal. Whereas Vincent stated joining such a situation was OK because it was nothing they hadn’t seen before with Hyde Park in their jurisdiction.
Good luck Leeming.