President Donald Trump has sensationally backtracked on his plans to take over Morley Galleria after realising he was biting off more than he could chew thanks to an afternoon on the 950 bus route.
The bus route connects Morley to QEII medical centre via the City. While on the surface a relatively innocent sounding route, the reality is anything but.
An advisor to the Trump Administration told The Times,
“We misjudged it. Pure and simple. We thought a forceful takeover of Morley Galleria would be within the US military’s capabilities but clearly we were wrong. May god have mercy on our souls “
Trump flew into Perth early this morning in a covert operation to see the situation for himself. He told The Times,
“I’m very good at knowing how to win, people always say, President Trump you know how to win, because I win, I win, I do but there can be no victory at Galleria, not from what I’ve seen on the 950 and Donald Trump doesn’t do losing, I don’t, people say that, they say I don’t lose”
It is unclear exactly what Donald Trump saw on that notorious bus route but anyone who has enjoyed the trip knows there is never a dull moment on the 950.
Nevertheless, some are saying that The Don was shocked what could be done with a Gatorade bottle, not to mention the humble light bulb. Clearly, an aristocrat that has lead a sheltered life.
For now, the businesses in Galleria can breathe a sigh of relief that they won’t now fall under American jurisdiction.
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