President Trump was so gee’d up after his tantrum against Ukrainian President Zelenskyy that he instructed his minders to put on one of his favourite movies – Rocky IV.
In between mouthfuls of Big Macs, President Trump was heard loudly cheering every punch Soviet Villain Ivan Drago landed against American hero Rocky Balboa.
A witness during the screening told The Times that while the President was staunchly “America first” he had more than a soft spot for menacing Russian bullies. Adding,
“He kept saying that if this movie was filmed realistically, Rocky would be doing everything he could to make sure Russia won, he says its inaccurate but the scenes where Ivan fights dirty are very much to his liking. He’s banned the screening of the ending though”
The screening comes after the US President lost his temper in a meeting with President Zelenskyy after it became clear the Ukrainian wasn’t going to appease Russia.
Naturally, this irked Trump to the point of having to end the meeting so he could go to his “happy place”, which in this case came in the form of an express train to Ivan Dragoville.
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