Donald “the orange saviour” Trump has beat Kamala Harris in the 2024 American election thanks in no small part to the groundswell of support in Western Australia’s Dunsborough & Beechboro.
For the uninitiated they say to win the US election you need to win the swing states which include big names like Pennsylvania, Nevada and of course, Dunsborough & Beechboro.
We spoke to a political analyst who said people tend to downplay the important of the Australian swing states because of their location in Australia. Adding,
“Once again the Democrats have run an arrogant campaign that failed to address key issues in the important swing states. Show me where Kamala once addressed the growing anxiety that Dunsborough might get a traffic light or McDonalds? Show me where she promised to fund puppy farms or whatever it is they do out in Beechboro”
Indeed, the support shown in those two key Westralian states made “all the difference” according to a Republican insider, who added,
“Trump had made it clear that Dunsborough will not only be getting a McDonalds for their efforts but also a KFC and a wall preventing blow-ins from Perth reaching their holiday accomodation. On the other hand, Beechboro will be getting its own RAM dealership”
There you have it.
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