Donald Trump has bestowed a great honour on the Wellington Street Fatberg that ruined a Bryan Adams concert last night.
A source close to Trump says its actions like that of the Fatberg that will help Canada realise that they won’t be free to ply their trades across the globe without help. Adding,
“One fatberg pretty much took down Canada’s entertainment exports last night and that’s impressive. President Trump has reached out to the fatberg to give it his praise and offer it a chance to become the 51st American state”
Canada has hit back at Trump’s comments saying that it won’t be bullied by its neighbour nor a grotesque collection of grease, turds and sanitary products. Adding,
“What people don’t know, is that Bryan Adams was busting to get out there and rock the house down outside however he couldn’t risk getting covered in the methy wastewater of Perth. Fatbergs don’t scare Bryan and they don’t scare Canada!”
Nevertheless Trump is scheduled to land in Perth later today to discuss plans with the disruptive mass.
Some say, he sees a little something of himself in that mess.
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