Children who have had absolutely no issues getting a steady stream of vapes are relieved to known that the same stores that have had their backs will help them with the upcoming social media ban.
As part of the “full service” ethos, kids will be able to purchase an age-verified TikTok, Instagram or Facebook account when they buy their next vape.
We spoke to an entrepreneur who said it was “smart business” to look after such an important demographic of their customer base. Adding,
“What is with Governments and prohibition? I’ve been selling even more vapes & nangs since the bans were announced and I have no doubts that I’ll run a very lucrative age-verified TikTok account trade too. I think I’ll even offer value packs, 2 vapes and an account for $150, how’s that sound?”
We spoke to a child who will be 15 by the time the new laws are introduced. He said he was thrilled to see someone in the community look out for his needs. Adding,
“If I couldn’t doomscroll and vape all day I think I’d be at risk of becoming a valuable member of society. That’s not the plan I have for my life and the Government should back off”
Vape shops, what would you do without em?
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