Michael Voss has been forced to conduct 23 citizens arrests this evening after accusing 23 players of stealing a finals spot.
The arrest comes after the baggers went down by 28 points against the Brisbane Lions in Brisbane.
While there were moments of hope early in the 3rd, the Lions were dominant and thanks to countless mistakes on their behalf the belting wasn’t as bad as it should’ve been.
Reports have come in that Vossy undertook the arrests while questioning each player as to why they thought they could play 1 and a half quarters of footy. A witness told The Times,
“Vossy was pretty livid. He told em all that they are being apprehended of being pretenders and admitted that he was even throwing himself in the holding cell for being ultimately responsible for the effort”
No doubt the news will be music to Flagmantle fan’s ears who believe they should’ve been there.
They couldn’t have done any worse.