A Westralian boomer is “beyond livid” this morning after making the erroneous assumption the unofficial northern suburb of Perth would cater to its target market.
It only took about an hour after landing in Denpasar for Claudette to realise something was seriously wrong with this idyllic paradise.
Describing it as a “Hitchcockian nightmare” the flummoxed boomer went from resort staff to resort staff showing them a photo of a Dome Cafe she keeps in her purse at all times. Alas, no one had seen one. She added,
“You hear about these horror travel stories but one never assumes it will happen to one! How am I meant to find adequate sustenance without a Dome Cafe? Why isn’t there one here?”
To make matters worse, a confused staff member told Claudette that there was a Dome at Potato Head in Seminyak.
A witness at Potato Head said the boomer had almost succumbed to her thirst for pissweak flat white served extra hot by the time she arrived. Adding,
“She burst through the door and screamed she needed a Dome. I told her that she was in Dome and whether she understood how the menu worked? It took a few seconds but once she realised she wasn’t looking at the oversized book of a menu at her local WA Dome she started lashing out”
It took several diners 15 minutes to subdue the raging boomer who was unable to stop throwing out third-world slurs.
After making somewhat of a fool of herself, Claudette demanded a local driver to take her straight to Denpasar Airport as her trip was well and truly over.
Speaking to The Times, Claudette stated that she will be boycotting the island until it starts treating her with the respect she’s due. Adding,
“It’s my tourism dollars keeping that filthy cesspit alive. They least they can do is provide food that’s safe for my consumption!”
Truly harrowing tale.