Westralian couple Bob and Sue have departed for Margaret River today and are licking their lips at the prospect of 4 jam packed days of sitting in their caravan watching the footy.
En route to their caravan site, Bob & Sue will pass some of the most pristine nature that Western Australia has to offer – and they’ll be giving a massive Harley Reid bird to it all. Bob told The Times,
“What better way to spend the long weekend than losing my shit in the caravan with the reception falling in and out while trying to scream at the screen about pisspoor umpiring and vic bias? Why would I want to go on a hike or take in the tranquil glory of an ancient and rugged landscape?”
Sue shared her husband’s sentiments and added that people who went Down South to get amongst nature sickened her. Adding,
“What a bunch of poppycock! If you can’t enjoy your husband popping a neck vein over how AFL is soft these days in a tiny confine of a caravan then there is something wrong with you”
Of course, it’s not always smooth sailing for Bob. Last year he was forced to demand answers from his local caravan FB groups on which pubs are showing the footy because the reception was toast. He told The Times,
“We were forced to go to Settlers and let me tell you having to live in the moment with like-minded travellers cheering on a common goal of victory made me want to vomit. I don’t go on holiday to feel warm in shared experiences, I go down there to sit in my $90k caravan!”
Well at least Bob & Sue know what they want.
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