It has been a pretty chill day in Westralia, really. With only a couple of weather warnings for you to take in.
First off the bat, there is a tropical cyclone brewing offshore in the Pilbara region. While it is expected to remain offshore, the areas between Mardie & Ningaloo will no doubt feel like a grape vine after mother nature had to hastily exit the party bus on the wine tour of weather.
Next up, much of the Midwest and Perth is going to enjoy a week of high 30s to low 40s. Which will be perfect for anyone looking to lose a few layers of skin off the bottom of their feet at the beach this weekend. Albany is expected to crack the mid 20s too. WHERE IS THE HUMANITY?
Wait, there’s more, clearly the weather gods thought it was a bit too calm and while it waited for the flooding they decided to chuck a little 3.8 magnitude earthquake at the Wheatbelt. Nothing a New Zealander would acknowledge but.
However, as always, the biggest threat in WA this week will be encountering the effects of a roided up meataxe after spending all his concreter money on his favourite little indulgence.
This is most likely to occur in Northbridge, Scarborough, and every major highway and freeway in the state in the form of a Ranger driver.
Be vigilant!
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