In news that will fill Liberal voter’s hearts with joy, the party is finally in a position to justify trading in the party-Kia Kio and upgrading to a serious people mover.
Yep, a 2014 Toyota Tarago with only 250,000 ks on the clock. Jealous? You should be.
The political insider who leaked the news to The Times said that the motion to purchase the rig had been voted down over the past 4 years due to the inability to fill it. Adding,
“One doesn’t simply put 2 people in a Tarago mate, that’s disrespecting one of the finest automobiles Toyota ever created. Now they are looking at potentially 8 seats, it makes sense”
Not only can the chariot of the elites have 8 seats but they are eyeing off one with a tow kit. Meaning they can load up the Nationals in a caravan or however they like to live and tow them around when needed.
There can be no doubt that there is a lot of buzz around the Liberal Party over the purchase. With whispers of “Libs are back” echoing through the halls of power.
We reached out to a source close to the Party to ask if Baz will be allowed to drive it. They remained coy but added,
“All we can say is that the owner lost the 2nd set of keys so they will remain with the Party leader. No one else has the keys to this ship, as they say”
Interesting.
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