WA Police, lead by leading bank robber/surfer specialist Johnny Utah, have released a statement saying BoM’s surf warnings this week is just the catalyst they need to lure Bodhi out of hiding.
With police stationed at some of the top surf spots in WA, they are sure they’ll catch their man. An office told The Times,
“This is yet another 50 year storm for Perth this year. We were so close to catching Bodhi the last couple of times but unfortunately the 50 year storm never seemed to amount to much and Bodhi would go back into hiding”
However, this time they are sure, with big waves expected today and tomorrow. We spoke to a WA surfer who said he wasn’t interested in helping the cops, adding,
“Man, one day we actually will get a 50 year storm and the surf is going to be pumping. You can’t take that away from a man, especially up in Perth where the surf is usually shit”
Law enforcement experts have their doubts however. Saying, even if they can pin point where Bodhi will be he will never come in off the waves just to go to a prison cell.
Well there you have it. Your days are numbered Bodhi.