The great nation of Westralia has served back a massive fark you to Lady Gaga after if was announced she was going to dog Perth on her so-called massive Australian stadium tour.
Fans are livid given the scale of the concerts could’ve allowed many thousands of little monsters see their idol. Other residents of Westralia are simply commenting “who?” in FB comment sections.
Drawing on powers contained within the Westralian Cuntstition, a 25% tariff will be imposed on Lady Gaga’s beef with Perth which likely started due to her disappointing 2014 effort.
A spokesperson for Westralia told The Times that the tariff is a lesson to all touring artists who decide to skip Perth. Adding,
“Our message is clear, dog us and we’ll dog you. Anyone wanting to buy into her beef with Perth will pay the price. Look we don’t really know what this tariff means but it’s a statement alright”
In an effort to squash the beef, Lady Gaga’s management has denied it was personal and released a statement saying,
“Look Perth, at this level artists aren’t as hungry as they are loaded. So it’s really more of a CBF’d than a beef but obviously Perth takes everything pretty personally. Please don’t tax the beef!”
Too late Lady Gaga. Too late.
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