Radioactive Capsule Located After Landcruiser Goes Back To The Future Trying To Block Overtaking Lane

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Rio ‘sorry’ for lost radioactive cap, yearns for an ancient Aboriginal cave they could bury the scandal under

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FIFO Bloke Exposed To Radioactive Cap Claims He Could Now Work a 96-Hour Shift In Chernobyl

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Pete Evans Vows To Find The Radioactive Cap And Sell It As A Cure For Weak Chakras

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Rio Tinto Says There Has Always Been A 300ft Goanna Terrorising Newman, As Backlash Grows

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Rio Tinto’s Girlfriend Ditches Company For Someone Who Can Actually Locate A 6mm Spot

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