West Coast in partnership with their major sponsor Hungry Jack’s is ready, willing and able to throw the crown jewel of the HJ’s empire at the young star if he’ll agree to re-sign past 2026.
Of course, the Eagles don’t want to engage in any shady “Geelong farming business” so the store will only become Harley’s upon retirement however many are calling it the holy grail of motivators. With one insider telling The Times,
“It’s a real Perth icon. Everyone has a story of enjoying a whopper and brawl at William St HJ’s, it’s just a shame they couldn’t offer the boy Freo, may it rest in peace”
While official ownership would only pass to Harley upon retirement, he has apparently been offered access to the venue on Friday & Saturday nights to practice his “don’t argue” on the disgraceful customer base that frequent the establishment.
“If he thinks fending off Christian Petracca is impressive, wait until he gives a strong arm to your average 2 am HJ’s customer who has just launched a large coke across the restaurant in an act of defiance. In the words of BT woweeeee”
The deal will likely attract criticism from Victoria who know they have nothing even close to that calibre to offer the promising young talent.
For example, the best the Western Bulldogs could muster up was a lifetime supply of free dog food. An offer Harley was not particularly receptive to.
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However, it did beat the Tiger’s offer who offered him a half ownership stake in the kiosk at Richmond Station – an offer many are calling “disrespectful” and a player like Harley should be serving up flame grilled whoppers, not cheese sausages and potato cakes.
And it surely beats Fremantle’s offer which ultimately got Brayshaw over the line – a chance for his face to be featured over Cockburn Gate in the new series planned for next year.
Time will tell if the tasty little treat gets Harley over the line.
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